NEW CAR

I just got my new Lexus RX400h a few days ago, and I returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.



The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.



"Watch this! He said, Nelson



The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie/"



"Willie!" He continued....and On the Road Again came from the speakers.



I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles!"

I'd get one of their awesome songs.



One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" I yelled....The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car.