Ouch! That Had to Hurt!

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for sometime
now. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replies, "he's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like
that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody
could celebrate that long."

Services will be held at 2:30 PM Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary.