The Scientist Talks to God

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to Him, "God, we don't

need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
out of nothing; in other words, we can now do what you did in the
beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take plain dirt and form it into the
likeness of you, and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting ... show Me, " says God.

So, the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil
into the shape of a man.

"No, no, no ." interrupts God, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT."

Any questions?