Political Humor

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry.

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and
says, "Nice trade, sir."