Maude and Claude

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that
they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely
evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner
drink.Things continued along a natural course and age being no
inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the
hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
gentler."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
off my pantyhose.