Allah of Me...Why Not Take Allah of Me?

A Taliban suicide bomber pulls the plug and explodes..........BOOM!!!

A short while later he finds himself on a huge white staircase leading towards the heavens, so he starts ascending.

After an hour or so of climbing, he arrives at a landing where an old man in white robes and a long flowing beard is sitting surrounded by ledgers.

" Excuse me, Sir," he says. "Are you Mohammed?"

" No," replies the old man. "I am St. Peter. Mohammed is further up the stairs."

"But this is great news," exclaims the bomber. "Mohammed is higher than St. Peter! I can hardly believe it!"

He continues ascending the stairs. After another hour of hard climbing he arrives at another landing. Standing on the landing is a serene-looking man with long hair and a long white beard.

"Excuse me, Sir," he says. "Are you Mohammed?"

"No," replies the man. "I am Jesus. Mohammed is further up the stairs."

"But this is amazing news," exclaims the bomber. "Mohammed is even higher than Jesus! Martyrdom is wonderful!!"

With this, he continues ascending the stairs.

After two hours of hard climbing, he arrives on a huge landing. There, sitting on a magnificent throne, is another old man with flowing white robes, a beard, and long white hair.

"Excuse me, Sir," he says. "Are you Mohammed?"

"No," replies the old man. "I am God."

"But this is incredible news!" screams the bomber.

"Mohammed is higher than God even!! I am so excited, I can't believe it! Martyrdom is thrilling!!"

"You look tired, my son," says God. "Would you like to sit down and rest a while?"

"Oh yes," replies the bomber. "I am very tired and would love a rest before I carry on, thank you."

The bomber sits and God says, "You look thirsty, my son . Would you like a cup of coffee?"

"Oh yes, please," replies the bomber. "I am most thirsty, thank you."

With this, God turns and snaps his fingers and shouts,

"Oy, Mohammed, two coffees over here and make it snappy!!!"