Housekeeping Philosophy

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...

I love birds

and don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest

will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature

to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others

to get jealous.



I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because ...

My husband

will never be able

to find them again.



I don't do gourmet meals

when I entertain

because ...

I don't want my guests

to stress out over what

to make when

they invite me

over for dinner.







I don't iron because ..

I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ..



"A Type" personalities

die young

and I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!







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