DUI Kentucky Style

DUI - KENTUCKY STYLE

Only a person in Kentucky could think of this. From the county
where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Harlan, Kentucky.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off-! -it was a fine, dry summer night--,
flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn
and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as

some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out
and drove slowly
down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man
over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."