Punishment for Stealing
An 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen a can of peaches and she said because she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she told him 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" asked the judge.
The husband replied, " She also stole a can of peas."

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