Health Concerns Over Drinking Water

WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of Doo Doo.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or
other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
boiling, filtering and fermenting.


It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
water, to STOP doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is
UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.


WATER = Doo Doo
ALCOHOL = HEALTH


Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!!


It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and
be full of shit!
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON