Shotgun Marriage Cajun Style
Shotgun Wedding, Cajun style!
Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells her parents she
thinks she is expecting. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy a
pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and
crying, Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did you like 'dis? I want to
know! I gonna kill that varmit!!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl and tells them, "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "'Den you try agin!"

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