Why Do Men Pee Standing Up?

Why Do Men Pee Standing Up?


God was just about done creating man, but he had
two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite
decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He
thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a
thing-a-mabob that would allow the owner to pee while
standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them,
"and I was wondering if either one of you had a
preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh,
please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do
that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man
should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and
on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to
pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started
whizzing all over the place - - first on the side of a
rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - -
laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then
God said "Well I guess you are stuck with what I have
left"
Whats it called? asked Eve.
"Brains" said God.