Irish Viagra

Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced
age visited her physician to
ask his help in reviving her husband's libido .

"What about trying Viagra?"
asks the doctor .

"Not a chance," she said .
"He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the
doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra."
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet
into his coffee.
He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to
let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she
called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh,
faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible,
doctor!"

"Really? What happened?"
asked the doctor

"Well, I did as you advised and
slipped it in his coffee and the
effect was almost immediate .
He jumped straight up, with
a twinkle in his eye, and with
his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm,
he sent the cups and tablecloth
flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me then and
there, took me passionately on
the tabletop! It was a
nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the
doctor, "Do you mean the sex
your husband provided wasn't good?"

" Twas the best sex I've had in
25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here,
I'll never be able to show
me face in Starbucks again!"