Jeff Foxworthy's Thoughts on Texans

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas

If you've worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you probably
live in Texas .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you most likely live in Texas .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Ft. Worth for the
weekend, you probably live in Texas .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Texas .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Texas .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to
use them, you may live in Texas .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Texas .

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas